LMNOP (aka dONW7) discography. Music on Bandcamp, YouTube, Discogs, CDBaby, & Spotify.


Q: What day is it when everyone is rude, self-centered, and hateful?

A: A normal day.


Q: What do you feel when something terrible happens?

A: Happiness.


Q: Is it possible to make the world a better place?

A: No.


Q: How many wonderful things are there?

A: None.


Q: What is the best kind of music?

A: The kind that doesn't exist.

Q: Are all organizations corrupt?

A: Yes.


Q: What should you believe in?

A: Nothing.


Q: Can you ever feel truly happy and satisfied?

A: No.


Q: What are they, really?

A: Temporary fleeting acquaintances.


Q: Is laughter contagious?

A: No.


Q: What should marriage be for everyone?

A: Illegal.


Q: Why keep reading these jokes?

A: Because.


Q: Does your pet really love you?

A: No.


Q: What is self-expression?

A: Stupid.


Q: What is education?

A: A big lie.


Q: What do we all have in common?

A: Nothing.


Q: What are all forms of entertainment?

A: Boring.


Q: What happens when you lose someone or something that is especially near and dear to your heart?

A: Nothing.

Q: Are all jokes funny?

A: Yes.


Q: What do you get when you get to know someone really well?

A: Tired of them.


Q: Should you allow traumatic experiences from the past to haunt you forever or should you just forget about them and move ahead?

A: You should allow traumatic experiences from the past to haunt you forever.


Q: What do you call it when you feel completely alienated and detached from the world?

A: Normal.


Q: What do you call a woman who is successful and stands up for what she believes in?

A: A bitch.


Q: What do you call a man who is successful and stands up for what he believes in?

A: A bastard.


Q: What do you call a person that is retarded?

A: A retard.


Q: What do you call someone who writes tons of pointless jokes?

A: Anything you like.


Q: How ugly is art?

A: Real ugly.


Q: Can people accomplish all kinds of wonderful things when they all work together for a common cause?

A: No.


Q: What is reproduction, each and every time?

A: A mistake.


Q: Should you encourage others to make bad decisions and screw up their lives?

A: Yes.


Q: What do eating and breathing both have in common?

A: They are not necessary.


Q: When is a chicken a brain?

A: When they is both fried.


Q: What kind of drugs make you stupid?

A: The good ones.


Q: Should you pretend you care about someone even if you really don't?

A: No.


Q: Why are people ugly?

A: Because that's the way God made them.


Q: What are all plans for the future?

A: Futile.


Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A: Because it couldn't jump over Mars.

Q: Why do people disagree about everything?

A: Because they can't agree on anything.


Q: What always happens when people try to do anything?

A: They fail miserably.


Q: What is death?

A: Underrated.


Q: What have human beings really learned during the entire course of their existence on Earth?

A: Nothing.


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