Poetry (2017 - 2019) by LMNOP (aka dONW7)

 

GET UPSET ABOUT IT

There is something
You can do.

You can
Get upset about it.

(January 2019)

 

LOUSY WIVES AND HUSBANDS

Lousy wives deserve
Lousy husbands.
Lousy husbands deserve
Lousy wives.

(January 2019)

 

MUMPTY

Numpty Mumpty
Plit on a lib.
Numpty Mumpty
Fladdergrate snib.

(January 2019)

 

TOPPY TOPPY

Tiny slippers,
Slappy pindy.
Nippy noppy,
Tippy toppy.

(January 2019)

 

ZONOHEAVY

Lighter zup.
Dawn beeso
Zonoheavy.

(January 2019)

 

CLOSE

Close your eyes.
Keep them closed.

(November 2018)

 

KEEPERS

Keep your ideas
To yourself.
No one
Wants to hear
Them.

(November 2018)

 

NORMAL BEHAVIOR

Treat acquaintances
And strangers like
Kings and queens
While ignoring
Those closest
To you.

Treat them like
Disposable pigs.

(November 2018)

 

TO HELL

Today is a nice day
To damn everything
To Hell.

(November 2018)

 

BALL

Stop playing
Ball.
Destroy the
Ball.
Never obtain another ball
Ever.

(September 2018)

 

JOIN

Everyone
Join together
For the purpose
Of accomplishing
Nothing.

(September 2018)

 

SLAW

Slaw is the
Answer.

(September 2018)

 

WORDSWORTH

Get upset
About
Words.

(September 2018)

 

EVIL PEOPLE

There are no
Evil people
In the world.

There are only
Evil people.

(August 2018)

 

HAHAHA HAT HATE

How the hat hates
Is how the hat gives.
Haha the tempered weight,
The lifter of spivs.

(August 2018)

 

TOMORROW WILL BE SHITTY

Tomorrow will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And the next day will be shitty.
And then the shitty will go away.

(August 2018)

 

WEASEL TO RANCH LAMP

Weasel trot frothy,
Weasel fort munch.
Weasel down ranch lamp,
Lampish run smush.

(August 2018)

 

ANDGET

Give and
Get nothing
In return.

(June 2018)

 

HEALING

Healing
And understanding
Cause irreversible
Damage.

(June 2018)

 

WEATHERWENT

The weather
Went away.

(June 2018)

 

BAD THINGS

Bad things come
To those who
Wait.

(May 2018)

 

MAGAZINES R.I.P.

Magazines are
Dead.

(May 2018)

 

SNORE MORE

Those who
Snore more
Will snore
Less.

(May 2018)

 

BE GOOD

Be good
And positive
About everything.
Be good
And positive
About all the horrible crap
Happening everywhere
All the time.

(April 2018)

 

INFERIOR #5

Girls are inferior
To boys.
Boys are inferior
To girls.
Everyone is
Inferior to
Everyone else.

(April 2018)

 

SHITTY SONGS

Shitty songs here,
Shitty songs there.
Shitty songs everywhere.

(April 2018)

 

UGLY THINGS

Ugly things
On TV saying
Ugly things
On TV.

(April 2018)

 

BIRTHLESS

Birth is just
Less.

(March 2018)

 

FLIMSYROLL

With
Flimsy
You roll.

(March 2018)

 

ORGAN GRIND

One day
Organ
Grind.

(March 2018)

 

RECORD INVENT

Record
Were the
Invent of
Bobo.

(March 2018)

 

WOW DAMN IT ALL TO HELL

It's a beautiful morning.
Wow damn it all to hell.
Seen any good movies lately?
Wow damn it all to hell.
There's nothing better than a home-cooked meal.
Wow damn it all to hell.
It is better to give than to receive.
Wow damn it all to hell.
Help save the planet.
Wow damn it all to hell.
It's the little things that count.
Wow damn it all to hell.

(March 2018)

 

BIRD STOP

First stop is
Bird stop.

(February 2018)

 

MAINSTREAM SYSTEM

Mainstream media
Is septic system.

(February 2018)

 

VERY FAMOUS

Not impressed by
The very
Famous.

(February 2018)

 

CHIP

Bag
Of chip
Have no
Context.

(January 2018)

 

FUNFACT

Thing
That make us unique
Are thing
That make us
Fuck up
Retard.

(January 2018)

 

PIGTAIL

Toto done shitted
On Dorothy
Pigtail.

(January 2018)

 

POPULAR

Thing that
Popular
Not good.

(January 2018)

 

WRONGPOINT

All viewpoint
Wrong.

(January 2018)

 

CENTER

Center is
Rotten.

(October 2017)

 

FLUNK

We the
People done
Flunk.

(October 2017)

 

OPPOSITES DETRACT

The opposite of
Nothing is equal to
Something.

(October 2017)

 

Y'ALL SPULATED

Y'all
Spulated.

(October 2017)

 

WISH DON'T WORK

Wish all you want
But wish don't
Work.

(October 2017)

 

PAST FUTURE

The past was
Crummy.
The future will be
Terrible.

(September 2017)

 

Y7LN

Just another
Loser in the crowd
Now.

(September 2017)

 

DISTORTED

The world is
Distorted.

(September 2017)

 

RAY OF LIGHT

That tiny ray of light
Barely peeking through the clouds
Completely disappeared.

(September 2017)

 

HORRIBLE

It must be a drag
To be so
Horrible.

(September 2017)

 

PENNY

If you haven't got a penny,
A penny will do.
If you haven't got a penny then
God damn you.

(June 2017)

 

BREENER

Fine the
Brine mine.
Fend the
Dimmed brim.

(June 2017)

 

KICKY MIPSTRON

Kicky Mipstron
Stamped the tramps
Of misfigure
And dolled off
The majesty
Veneer.

(June 2017)

 

FLOOR WAR

Where there is
Floor there is
Map there is
War.

(June 2017)

 

YES BABY

Say yes
To baby
And baby
Will pitch.

(June 2017)

 

RUBBER SWAMP

Way down yonder
There's a swamp
Full of rubber.

(June 2017)

 

WHERE WHEN WHY

Where?
Nowhere.
When?
Never.
Why?
Because.

(June 2017)

 

PARK

Do not park
Anywhere.

(May 2017)

 

EYES

The eyes
Always
Lie.

(May 2017)

 

FOCUS

Everything is
Blurry.

(May 2017)

 

TRY

Trying gets you
Nowhere.

(May 2017)

 

PORRIDGE

Bitches
Eat
Porridge.

(May 2017)

 

SMUSH

Ashes to
Smashes.
Dust to
Smush.

(May 2017)

 

RUIN

People
Ruin
Things.

(May 2017)

 

SCHOOLS #43

Schools
Are a waste of
Time, energy, and
Money.

(May 2017)

 

RIGHT

No one
Should have any
Rights.

(May 2017)

 

BLOBS

Ugly blobs of
Horrible people
Ruining the
Landscape and
Littering the
Horizon.

(April 2017)

 

INDIVIDUAL WORTH

Individuality is
Proof of how
Worthless
We is.

(April 2017)

 

GREAT HAT

That is a
Great
Hat.

(April 2017)

 

TASTE

Taste
Of thing
Is determine by
Larry.

(April 2017)

 

WHERE

Hell
Is where
We go from
Here.

(April 2017)

 

AND THIS

And this
And this
And this
And this.

(March 2017)

 

CARE BORES

Care bores
Everyone to
Death.

(March 2017)

 

CUTE SHITTY

Cute's always
Shitty.

(March 2017)

 

GUZZLER

The plink of the
Puzzler in realms of the
Guzzler.

(March 2017)

 

LOUSY OVALS

Sunny the stables
And lousy the
Ovals.

(March 2017)

 

SOUTHERN MOTHER

Thou shalt chair
No other than the runny
Southern mother.

(March 2017)

 

TAMPER PROOF

There's your proof.
Inside the damn
Tamper.

(March 2017)

 

YOUNG AND UGLY

So young.
So ugly.
So young and ugly.

(March 2017)

 

BEENOT

Bee
Not good for
Anything.

(February 2017)

 

FOLLOWSHIP

Those who follow
Fall off the
Ship.

(February 2017)

 

MIGHTY CRUNCHY

There is nothing what
Can complete competition for with
Mighty crunchy.

(February 2017)

 

TAIL OF PRINNITH

The tail of Prinnith
Is only presented
As head of tail
Resumes in
Prinnith.

(February 2017)

 

VERY HIP AND DUMPY

Your hair is
Very hip and dumpy.
Your pad is
Very hip and dumpy.
Your band is
Very hip and dumpy.
Your mind is
Very hip and dumpy.

(February 2017)

 

BEEF TIPS

The tips of beef
Are the loveliest tips,
The loveliest tips
That be.

(January 2017)

 

HAPPY TRAGEDY

Every tragedy
Is happy
Tragedy.

(January 2017)

 

LOTS OF DISAPPOINTMENT

The more disappointment
There is
The more entertaining
There is.

(January 2017)

 

TRACKS OF YO-YO SMITH

Snacks of Tokyo
Riddled in myth.
Tracks of Yo-Yo
Huddled in Smith.

(January 2017)

 

VERY UGLY EVERYONE

The ugly of one
Becomes the ugly of
All.

(January 2017)

 

©2017 - 2019 LMNOP (aka dONW7)

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