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You is a wonderful person and you has a great life. But as good as things is, they can always get better. And things would always get a lot better real fast if you knowed for sure that you was intelligent. Wouldn't you like to find out how smart you is, really? Have you ever wanted to actually measure your level of smart? And have you ever wanted to know everything there is to know? Of course you has. We all has. But until now there was no easy way to determine exact dimensions of scientific intelligence. But things has changed because...this is now your very lucky day. You is required to take this important C-How Smarr-Charr Test below. Select one answer for each question. You must select (a), (b), (c), and/or (d). After you has answered all of the questions, grade yourself using the handy scale at the end. You may be very surprised at how much you will learn about yourself. So c'mon, l'il Champ. Let's get going so we can scamper over that goddamn finish line with our tails held up high in the air. Very soon you will find out EVERYTHING you always wanted to know. And remember...things always work out better when you does what you is told to do. And don't forget...if your grade is an "A" or "B" we will send you FREE STUFF! [Details at end of test.]


1. Does everything happen for a reason?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

2. Is everyone tedious and annoying once you get to know them really well?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

3. If I feel really strongly about something, should I become an activist?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

4. Are really famous celebrities subhumans?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

5. Can music really make a difference?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

6. When should I give back to the community?
(a) never
(b) never
(c) never
(d) never

7. What should I be proud of?
(a) nothing
(b) nothing
(c) nothing
(d) nothing

8. Is my sexual preference pathetic and unimportant?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

9. Do all of my friends talk about me behind my back?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

10. Are smartphones the biggest hoax that's ever been shoved down our goddamn throats?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

11. Can we do anything to stop global warming?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

12. Would the earth be better off without people on it?
(a) absolutely
(b) absolutely
(c) absolutely
(d) absolutely

13. Are all people interconnected?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

14. What is cool and interesting?
(a) nothing
(b) nothing
(c) nothing
(d) nothing

15. Does life matter?
(a) nope
(b) nope
(c) nope
(d) nope

16. Given the fact that the majority of people are unable to make rational decisions about anything, does it make any sense to encourage everyone to vote?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

17. What is health insurance?
(a) a bad idea
(b) a bad idea
(c) a bad idea
(d) a bad idea

18. What should people do with public schools?
(a) close them
(b) close them
(c) close them
(d) close them

19. Should alcohol be illegal?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

20. Do people have unrealistic, inflated ideas of how much their lives matter in the big scheme of things?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

21. Are all people created equal?
(a) of course not
(b) of course not
(c) of course not
(d) of course not

22. Where do we go when we die?
(a) nowhere
(b) nowhere
(c) nowhere
(d) nowhere

23. Are holidays a waste of time, energy, and money?
(a) definitely
(b) definitely
(c) definitely
(d) definitely

24. Should I plan for the future?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

25. Are peoples' minds usually open or closed?
(a) closed
(b) closed
(c) closed
(d) closed

26. Where will all of our knowledge and accomplishments eventually lead us to?
(a) nowhere
(b) nowhere
(c) nowhere
(d) nowhere

27. Should I treat others like I myself would like to be treated?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

28. Is life one great big lie?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

29. Are all married people miserable?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

30. What is the best number of children to have?
(a) none
(b) none
(c) none
(d) none

31. When does God forgive us?
(a) never
(b) never
(c) never
(d) never

32. Should I waste our precious natural resources?
(a) sure
(b) sure
(c) sure
(d) sure

33. Why does everyone behave so foolishly?
(a) because they're stupid
(b) because they're stupid
(c) because they're stupid
(d) because they're stupid

34. Is there anyone who isn't stupid?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

35. Am I wasting my life away doing things that aren't important?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

36. Can I really make a difference?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

37. Does everyone hate me?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

38. Would anyone miss me if I suddenly disappeared off the face of the earth?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

39. What happens to me when I die?
(a) you rot
(b) you rot
(c) you rot
(d) you rot

40. Why are all four answers always identical?
(a) so you will answer correctly
(b) so you will answer correctly
(c) so you will answer correctly
(d) so you will answer correctly

41. You're not really giving me any choices here. What if I want to choose different answers than the ones that you have provided?
(a) too bad
(b) too bad
(c) too bad
(d) too bad

42. I feel as if I'm being forced to answer these skewed questions differently than I would like. Can I create my own questionnaire so that I can express my own unique viewpoints on different topics?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

43. Is the entire human race pathetic?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

44. What do we all have in common?
(a) nothing
(b) nothing
(c) nothing
(d) nothing

45. Why should I even bother getting up in the morning?
(a) you shouldn't
(b) you shouldn't
(c) you shouldn't
(d) you shouldn't

46. Should I eat healthy foods and exercise?
(a) no
(b) no
(c) no
(d) no

47. Should I stop breathing?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

48. Just how stupid do you think I am?
(a) very stupid
(b) very stupid
(c) very stupid
(d) very stupid

49. You know, this questionnaire makes me feel like a retarded child who's being taught how to think. Is that what's really going on here?
(a) yes
(b) yes
(c) yes
(d) yes

50. So if I don't answer all the questions, what's going to happen to me?
(a) bad things
(b) bad things
(c) bad things
(d) bad things


HOW TO INTERPRET YOUR RESULTS AND DETERMINE YOUR GRADE:

A = Answered all 50 questions. Excellent. Individual quickly completed entire questionnaire without questioning anything.

B = Answered 40 - 49 questions. Very good. Subject answered almost all questions but there was some occasional hesitation.

C = Answered 30 - 39 questions. Good. Specimen answered the majority of questions but there was a great deal of hesitation along the way with varying degrees of unwarranted suspicion.

D = Answered 10 - 29 questions. Fair. Specimen answered only a few questions and it often seemed agitated while answering the few that it did.

F = Answered 9 questions or less. Poor. Specimen completely failed to complete its task. It was also obviously not receptive to the appropriate punishment that was administered to it. Specimen was difficult to force into cage, tried to avoid having its injection, and was not easily disposed of.


IF YOUR GRADE IS AN "A" or "B"...YOU GET FREE STUFF!

To get your FREE STUFF, just email your test results and mailing address to LMNOP@babysue.com (must be an "A" or "B"...be honest now). You'll get a wonderfully fun generous package filled with postcards, stickers, a refrigerator magnet, old photos, and more. [Free gift package is only offered to residents of the U.S.A. due to shipping costs.]


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