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January 2020 Comics and Unused Pet Names by

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Unused Pet Names

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Why give your pet tired old names like Fido and Fluffy...? Wouldn't you like a more interesting name for your trusted little friend? If you're having trouble coming up with something unique that hasn't been used before, simply peruse our handy list below and make the selection that best fits your pet. There are 250 nice solid names so you're sure to find the perfect name. Then e-mail us at LMNOP@babysue.com and we will grant you permission to use the name (as long as someone else has not already claimed it). Your unique verification code will allow you to use the name for the entire duration of your pet's mortal life. What have you got to lose? Now--for the first time EVER--you can give your pet a GOOD name. And the best part is...it's FREE. Please note that this is NOT just a random list of words (!). Each name was carefully selected for uniqueness and catchyness and then tested on consultants and real animals to ensure they are indeed the very best of the best. The sound of the name was critical without any regard for the actual meaning of the word.

Unused Pet Name #1: Ticket

Unused Pet Name #2: Sunspot

Unused Pet Name #3: Calorie

Unused Pet Name #4: Salmonella

Unused Pet Name #5: Network

Unused Pet Name #6: Phlegm

Unused Pet Name #7: Box

Unused Pet Name #8: Greenhouse

Unused Pet Name #9: Bisque

Unused Pet Name #10: Prenup

Unused Pet Name #11: Catalog

Unused Pet Name #12: Moisture

Unused Pet Name #13: Purpose

Unused Pet Name #14: Tennis

Unused Pet Name #15: Script

Unused Pet Name #16: Vaccine

Unused Pet Name #17: Monument

Unused Pet Name #19: Precinct

Unused Pet Name #20: Backup

Unused Pet Name #21: Taxi

Unused Pet Name #22: Badminton

Unused Pet Name #23: Hummus

Unused Pet Name #24: Pyrex

Unused Pet Name #25: Rationale

Unused Pet Name #26: Badges

Unused Pet Name #27: Marble

Unused Pet Name #28: Shirts

Unused Pet Name #29: Lunchroom

Unused Pet Name #30: Pantyhose

Unused Pet Name #31: Carbon

Unused Pet Name #32: Rayon

Unused Pet Name #33: Lawn

Unused Pet Name #34: Parquet

Unused Pet Name #35: Wrench

Unused Pet Name #36: Patio

Unused Pet Name #37: Sticker

Unused Pet Name #38: Contacts

Unused Pet Name #39: Wax

Unused Pet Name #40: Shudder

Unused Pet Name #41: Argue

Unused Pet Name #42: Partially

Unused Pet Name #43: Carpet

Unused Pet Name #44: Pusher

Unused Pet Name #45: Ceiling

Unused Pet Name #46: Membrane

Unused Pet Name #47: Mash

Unused Pet Name #48: Coughdrop

Unused Pet Name #49: Porch

Unused Pet Name #50: Taxes

Unused Pet Name #51: Mouthwash

Unused Pet Name #52: Banister

Unused Pet Name #53: Chandelier

Unused Pet Name #54: Hamster

Unused Pet Name #55: Push

Unused Pet Name #56: I.D.

Unused Pet Name #57: Bra

Unused Pet Name #58: Legal

Unused Pet Name #59: Replica

Unused Pet Name #60: Loan

Unused Pet Name #61: Closet (alternative spelling: Clawsette)

Unused Pet Name #62: Litter

Unused Pet Name #63: Military

Unused Pet Name #64: Coupon

Unused Pet Name #65: Multiple

Unused Pet Name #66: Bun

Unused Pet Name #67: Ticks

Unused Pet Name #68: Laxative

Unused Pet Name #69: Pimp

Unused Pet Name #70: Relief

Unused Pet Name #71: Celery

Unused Pet Name #72: Porous

Unused Pet Name #73: Bait

Unused Pet Name #74: Snort

Unused Pet Name #75: Rubber

Unused Pet Name #76: Finance

Unused Pet Name #77: Morbid

Unused Pet Name #78: Mission

Unused Pet Name #79: Mustard

Unused Pet Name #80: Diversion

Unused Pet Name #81: Weave

Unused Pet Name #82: Forever

Unused Pet Name #83: Toupee

Unused Pet Name #84: Toaster

Unused Pet Name #85: Coffin

Unused Pet Name #86: Putt Putt

Unused Pet Name #87: Register

Unused Pet Name #88: Sofa

Unused Pet Name #89: Cereal

Unused Pet Name #90: Most

Unused Pet Name #91: Taxes

Unused Pet Name #92: Router

Unused Pet Name #93: Touchy

Unused Pet Name #94: Bracelet

Unused Pet Name #95: Essay

Unused Pet Name #96: Residual

Unused Pet Name #97: Lamp

Unused Pet Name #98: Bus

Unused Pet Name #99: Polish

Unused Pet Name #100: Hat

Unused Pet Name #101: Slacks

Unused Pet Name #102: Nourish

Unused Pet Name #103: Future

Unused Pet Name #104: Twister

Unused Pet Name #105: Fingers

Unused Pet Name #106: Lump

Unused Pet Name #107: First

Unused Pet Name #108: Sixty

Unused Pet Name #109: Church

Unused Pet Name #110: Knock Knock

Unused Pet Name #111: Ruler

Unused Pet Name #112: Counter

Unused Pet Name #113: System

Unused Pet Name #114: Crime

Unused Pet Name #115: Thermal

Unused Pet Name #116: Sure

Unused Pet Name #117: Cavity

Unused Pet Name #118: Power

Unused Pet Name #119: Glue

Unused Pet Name #120: Grandmother

Unused Pet Name #121: Speaker

Unused Pet Name #122: Rotate

Unused Pet Name #123: Necktie

Unused Pet Name #124: Slapstick

Unused Pet Name #125: Fortune

Unused Pet Name #126: Decadence

Unused Pet Name #127: Mileage

Unused Pet Name #128: Cabbage

Unused Pet Name #129: Eight

Unused Pet Name #130: Franchise

Unused Pet Name #131: Tamper

Unused Pet Name #132: No

Unused Pet Name #133: Fluid

Unused Pet Name #134: Plaza

Unused Pet Name #135: Switch

Unused Pet Name #136: Noun

Unused Pet Name #137: Vision

Unused Pet Name #138: Sputter

Unused Pet Name #139: Stash

Unused Pet Name #140: Motor

Unused Pet Name #141: Month

Unused Pet Name #142: Square

Unused Pet Name #143: Smack

Unused Pet Name #144: Martian

Unused Pet Name #145: Filter

Unused Pet Name #146: Purse

Unused Pet Name #147: Spotlight

Unused Pet Name #148: Lace-Up

Unused Pet Name #149: Shop

Unused Pet Name #150: Slaw

Unused Pet Name #151: Persuasion

Unused Pet Name #152: Spinach

Unused Pet Name #153: Chicken

Unused Pet Name #154: Vodka

Unused Pet Name #155: Bench

Unused Pet Name #156: Platter

Unused Pet Name #157: Plow

Unused Pet Name #158: Decay

Unused Pet Name #159: Shrubbery

Unused Pet Name #160: Pancreas

Unused Pet Name #161: Splitter

Unused Pet Name #162: Cataract

Unused Pet Name #163: Substance

Unused Pet Name #164: Napkin

Unused Pet Name #165: Vinegar

Unused Pet Name #166: Retina

Unused Pet Name #167: Clorox

Unused Pet Name #168: Sheeple

Unused Pet Name #169: Marble

Unused Pet Name #170: Symbol

Unused Pet Name #171: Flourish

Unused Pet Name #172: FAX

Unused Pet Name #173: Discount

Unused Pet Name #174: Barbecue

Unused Pet Name #175: Accident

Unused Pet Name #176: Closet

Unused Pet Name #177: Manger

Unused Pet Name #178: Clocks

Unused Pet Name #179: Sticker

Unused Pet Name #180: Skimpy

Unused Pet Name #181: Brunch

Unused Pet Name #182: Fraud

Unused Pet Name #183: Ziplock

Unused Pet Name #184: Critique

Unused Pet Name #185: Branches

Unused Pet Name #186: Barrier

Unused Pet Name #187: Pocket

Unused Pet Name #188: Ceramic

Unused Pet Name #189: Discount

Unused Pet Name #190: Rash

Unused Pet Name #191: Filament

Unused Pet Name #192: Debit

Unused Pet Name #193: Camper

Unused Pet Name #194: Surreal

Unused Pet Name #195: Century

Unused Pet Name #196: Janitor

Unused Pet Name #197: Hoops

Unused Pet Name #198: Wrinkle

Unused Pet Name #199: Auto

Unused Pet Name #200: Broom

Unused Pet Name #201: Finish

Unused Pet Name #202: Preacher

Unused Pet Name #203: Fertile

Unused Pet Name #204: Product

Unused Pet Name #205: Publicity

Unused Pet Name #206: Thereabouts

Unused Pet Name #207: Coupon

Unused Pet Name #208: Omelet

Unused Pet Name #209: Crisco

Unused Pet Name #210: Needlepoint

Unused Pet Name #211: Shambles

Unused Pet Name 212: Vanish

Unused Pet Name 213: Complex

Unused Pet Name #214: Fentanyl

Unused Pet Name #215: Fescue

Unused Pet Name #216: Coaster

Unused Pet Name #217: Perpetual

Unused Pet Name #218: Speedstick

Unused Pet Name #219: Propofol

Unused Pet Name #220: Destitute

Unused Pet Name #221: Trowel

Unused Pet Name #222: Swiffer

Unused Pet Name #223: Rolodex

Unused Pet Name #224: Toothpick

Unused Pet Name #225: Tilex

Unused Pet Name #226: Cigar

Unused Pet Name #227: Focus

Unused Pet Name #228: Pharmacy

Unused Pet Name #229: Cruddy

Unused Pet Name #230: Previous

Unused Pet Name #231: Menu

Unused Pet Name #232: Display

Unused Pet Name #233: Mouthful

Unused Pet Name #234: Quality

Unused Pet Name #235: Crumble

Unused Pet Name #236: Copycat

Unused Pet Name #237: Perplexing

Unused Pet Name #238: Neuter

Unused Pet Name #239: Ramp

Unused Pet Name #240: Books

Unused Pet Name #241: Fifty

Unused Pet Name #242: Snout

Unused Pet Name #243: Rats

Unused Pet Name #244: Month

Unused Pet Name #245: Pronoun

Unused Pet Name #246: Etiquette

Unused Pet Name #247: Next

Unused Pet Name #248: Samsung

Unused Pet Name #249: Numbers

Unused Pet Name #250: Version

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Additional Items Received:

A
Academics for Pure Boredom - Slurps
Additional Items Composed - Reversal of radishes
Additional Items Reversed - Back to the additional items
Adele - My frisky rat puppy done ate my head off
Alice Copper - Lob it to Seth
Allman Brothers - Aunt Sissy's lather bastard
Am Not - Am too
Anohni - Hopelessness
Anthroplod - Plodroanth
Antlers for Booboo - Oh no not that tired old runt again
Ape - Don't say no words
Apples Got Smushy - Train smush
Application For Crap - Please submit crap
Athens Is Not A City - Trauma for the bush animals
August Wish - Traps for punted
Augusta Is Not A City - Wilma for the plush panels

B
Bad Bump - Banana tread
Badfigure - Crooked down
Bambi Dambi - Lambi
Ballerina Pumps - Blackass
Barge - Limpy
Beadulls - Desmocker
Beatles - Medium
Beatles - Medium rare
Beatles - Rare
Beatles - Not as rare
Beatles - Stuff that was never recorded
Beatles - Stuff that we wish had never been recorded
Bee Numb - Numb bee
Beyonce - Sorry album
Beyonce - I can dance but that's about it
Beyonce - My face is ugly
Beyonce - Don't you get tired of hearing my stupid name all the time
Beyonce - I'm really a boring old hag
Beyonce - My fans have poor taste
Beyond the Beyonder - Blander and blander
Bjork - Jorky B
Black Tabitha - Pastor of senility
Blankets for Blankets - Laps
Blender in a Blinder - Fizzle
Bobo's Pretty Duster - Lamp off, lamp on
Davis Bowee - All the dumb dudes
Breezer the Flew - Like dazzlers in fume
Garth Brooks - I've recorded tons and tons and TONS of music
Garth Brooks - And yet you babysue folks have never reviewed ANYTHING
Garth Brooks - What is wong with you goddamn undergroud music snobs?
Garth Brooks - I'm rich, rich, RICH
Garth Brooks - If you've got lots of money, nobody cares if your voice is shitty
Bumps Fifty - West
Jenna Bush - Why does my face resemble the rectum of a pig?
Jenna Bush - Trying way too hard to be clever and cute
Butler Pudding - Lippity gris gris
Buzz's Lamp Cord - Tawny frink

C
Car Mump - Dazed and refused
Casket of Corformity - Laser dog
Cast of Cast - Lastly
Cat Grave - Mickey's laboratory
Cesula - Maid in martians
Chance The Rapper - Coloring book
Chicky Chicky Clock - Rump of the month slob
Chump - Malaria
Chunks of Paisley Pumps - Lordy the snore is a plaza burn
Eric Clapton - I still don't know what a guitar is
Phil Collins - No vocal skills required
Sean Combs - How come I never get reviewed in babysue?
Sean Combs - You don't like me just because I'm hugely famous
Sean Combs - Hey, I make a lot of money you underground jerks
Sean Combs - I'm rich, rich, RICH...ain't that what it's all about?
Sean Combs - Lookin' ugly for everyone
Come To Lulu's Nurse - Romp and the bumpy tum tum
Confederate Railroad - Happy to snort crystal speed
Conscious Or Not - Grumpy lazy
Crap You Like - Tape measure
Crosby, Stills & Nash - We were friends once upon a time
Crunchy Links - Switches and prawns
Miley Cyrus - How come I never get mentioned in babysue?
Miley Cyrus - I guess it's because my music lacks substance
Miley Cyrus - I wish I wasn't dull and boring
Czerchnkii - Dim

D
Dadfinger - Where's dad's finger when you need it?
Dae Dae - Mae Mae
Daisy Days - Freezing
Damn People - Damn People
Damn Tumblers - Damn Tumblers
Damn Warp - Damn Warp
Damn Zoo - Damn Zoo
Devonte - I'm fish food now
Diets Are For Dimwits - Lassie's lost pudding cup
Dimmer than Dim - Inputs
Diorssi - New York is my damn
Dirty Pennies - Flocks and pimps
Doves That Die Today - Lassie
Drake - Setting a bad example for the world
Driplite Dirtbag - Directional
Dry Potato - Sync
Ducks for Ducks - Nine hundred ponies
Dumb Sounds - Like Nanny and the poodle

E
Each and Each - Teach
Eachy - Preachy
Eat The Bounty Feathers - Naptime
Ectonerf - Bah baddah bah
Elephant Muff - Beneath the blurry knob
Elves and Bumpy Thumpers - Original motion picture soundtrack
Emergency Flakes - Phasers
Empty - Flow
Empty Flower - 1 2 3 4
Enough for Five Thousand - One bottle
Enter the Entrance With Lockets - Glasses on the puddle
Eventually We'll All Die With Nothing - Pom poms
Everyone But - But Everyone
Ewe - Ranch funk
EZ - Not so

F
FA - La la
Famous Famous - Converter
Far Out Far In - Farin
Faxes Forever - Limp little pixies
Ferz - Lizzy
Fifty Million - Zero lads
Finks Forever - Live at the dead
Five Times Fifty-Five - Live
Four Times Four Is Four - Five times
Foxes - All I need
Fume - Lumps
Funky Laminate - Parking
Fur For Francis - Pouches

G
Gang of Flower - Untertainment
Gas Pumps - Last primper
Gauge Rage - Now cow
Germany's Burp - Lamp drill
Get Your Begging Done - Tower bitch
Vince Gill - Down to my last bad habit
Goddamn Children - Goddamn us all to hell
Graham Slackers - Naturally grabby
Ariana Grande - My fame proves that people are retarded schmucks
Grandmothers and Grandfathers - Nothing else to live for except the goddamn grandchildren
Grass Patches - Dolby
Josh Groban - Sitting on a toilet for charity

H
Hamster on a Bun - Heartache on a bun
Hamster on a Lettuce Leaf - Try to find something to stuff in your cheeks
Jennifer and Sarah Hart - Where did our love go
Jennifer and Sarah Hart - We loved Jesus very much
Jennifer and Sarah Hart - Happy together forever because we died together
Hay - Hay
Hazle - Measurements
Hell for Humans - Happiness is a dumb puppy
Help Me Help Me - Liver
Help the Hopeless - Bloody hearts get you nowhere
Hissy - Laserbon
Hitt - Dawn for the loud birds
Hizzers - Stuck
Whitney Houston - Howzuh bauwduh nuthuh drank?
Whitney Houston - You put water in my drink
Ian Hunted - Punts and nuttters
Husperate - ADN
Hut for Henry - Universe of sandy
Huzzle - Earlier albums

I
Ian - Jackknife
Icky - Picky, picky, picky
If It Dies Don't Touch It - I offered more than they wanted and they took it
If You Knew Nothing You Would Be Nothing - Drips
Inky Doll - Dampness and dryness
In The End The Beginning - Ridgefield
It Stays Warm - Square butter
IX Lamb Sweater - To each his each
IZZ - Each his to his

J
Alan Jackson - Now that I'm a girl
Alan Jackson - Now that I'm half a girl
Alan Jackson - My dress has a big tear in it
Alan Jackson - And my eyeliner is all messed up now
Michael Jackson - Off the floor
Michael Jackson - Towers of mops
Michael Jackson - Nose dopes
Jerry's Apple - Towers
Jerry's Crud - Narry a buster
Jersey is Swervy - Translustre
Jethro Toil - Sick as a tick
Jethro Wump - Aquatong
Jethro Zoo - Minstrel in the snake exhibit
Elton John - Where did my voice go?
Jones Is A Donkey - Drammamine
Jones Is An Elephant - Mine ain't mine
Judas Priest - Battle cry
Junk Is Just Junk - Lady trunk

K
Kaas - Lacey
Kalesh - Kaos
Kandy and the Ks - Lassie's drool
Kows - Land of the Kows
Kraftlunch - Radio lunch
Kraftdinner - Electric dinner
Kraftsnack - Trans euro snack
Krap - Krap
Krazy Cow - Lots of tips
Krunchy Krunch - Captain's caps and tons
Kudzu's Lamp - Drastic
Kunks - The Late Glossy Kunks Album
KWKWERA - Lists

L
Lab Crutch - Tramps that David hates
Ladies For Pretzels - Louder than the other thing that we had discussed earlier
Lady Gaga - How come I never get mentioned in babysue?
Lady Gaga - If I look really strange, nothing else matters
Lamb Peppers - Smuppy
Lamps for the Homeless - These goddamn things don't work
Cindi Lauper - Elderly grandmothers with bad hair colors
Laxative Preamble - Naps and snappers
Let There Be Let - Now there be meow
Lisa Said - First time, long time
Lists - Stop the Lists
Loretta Lynn - Sings her favorite Nine Inch Nails songs
Loud and Loud - Dull and dull
Lumineers - Cleopatra
Lumps - Lousy mouses
Lung Disease - Trowel

M
Manners and Nanners - Tablets for pokey
Maroon 5 - Music for shitheads
Maroon 5 - Stupid people love our music
Maroon 5 - Our lead singer is one ugly old homo
Trayvon Martin - Skittuzz fo evuhbuddeh
Trayvon Martin - Juss a boy on his way to duh candee sto
Masta Ace - The falling season
Matchbox - Going down there
Math for Math's Sake - Plazas
Maze Lops - Trazzler
Mazer's Big Torch Bucket - Lipsy
Bruce McArthur - People in pots
Bruce McArthur - Landscape architect blues
Bruce McArthur - Big 'n' playful
Paul McCartney - Nursing home blues
Tim McGraw - Do anything for charity
Tim McGraw - Do anything to make money
Millie's Pork Bucket - Boxes won't go away
Money for Puny People - Lucky drop
Monkey Chuck - Arlene
Monkey Davis - Nervous
Monkey Pauline - Damnable
Moo Moo the Bow Wow - Trouser's ain't fresh no more
Motorhead - Clean your clock
Motorbutt - Clock your cleaners
Mrowl - Prowling for mrowl
Murphy and Nop - Dammy and slop
Murphy and Nuns - Drippy nun bitches
Murphy's Paw - Plaid and dumb
My Evening Girdle - Snippets and drabble
My Evening Snot - Things my animals forget to learn

N
David Nail - Fighter
Nasal and Tonsil - Lasers and urchers
Ned and the Headrumpers - Trowels
Aaron Neville - Apache
Newsboys - God's not dead
New York Dolls - We weren't real dolls
New York Dolls - We were real dolls
New York Dolls - We were really from Portland
New York Dolls - But we realized no one would buy music by the Portland Dolls
No More Blouses - Farmy
No More Bundt Cakes - Prowler
No More Cactus - Deal or no no
Nothing That You Haven't Heard Before - Repeat it
Now Cows - Blouses and thermometers
Numb's Fumbler - Town and mouth

O
Octorub - Norbie
Oh No That Old Shithead Is Here Again - Rotten old schmucks with no manners
Oooh - Uuuuuh
Oooh Oooh - Uuuuuh uhhh
Opposite of Opposite - Lopposite
Orange Floyd - Sharp glide of the goon
The Orb - It's 1963 and the stripes are grinding
The Orb - Big fluffy omelets
Osmosis - USB #7
Other Muzzles - Howdy Pops
Oz and the Schnoz - Pow wows and monkeys

P
Painted Fuss - Nope
Pants and Pantless - Rainy press
Part Blub - Fran is ugly
Dolly Parton - Lots of money makes me happy
Dolly Parton - Lots of attention makes me happy
Dolly Parton - Lots of everything makes me happy
Paws With Fingers - Ink bus
Pet Shop Boys - Super
Poodle Powder - Dust of the dawgie
Mike Posner - At night, alone
Pranks for Steak Loads - Heaps of slop
The Puddles - Nappy load
Punk Biscuits - Sap
Punk Noodles - Take this noodle and cook it
Puny - Runny infection
Pusfergradison - Nay, the basket sayeth

Q
Quacks - Trippy truck
Quails and Trucks - Lamb power
Queen For A Tray - Lower the pork
Query - Stop the questions
Quest for Dope - Smoking snuff
Quails Got Drunk - Beer and tissue paper
Quarternelson - A trotter in snuffer's cloning
Quicker Than Daffy - Cords that don't work
Quiet Little Worm Thing - Never thought about it and never want to now
Quiz Germs - Links that don't work
Quurtie - Lousy bench

R
Radiodud - Half of the basic shop
Radishes - Lavish stickers
Debbie Rafter - Lemme after
Raws - Raws and raws
Reel to Raoul - Mouthpiece
Reform Club - Never yesterday
Rely On Relish - Candy dash
Mick Rhodes & The Hard Eight - Paradise city
Roasted Trap - Asia's not there anymore
Rolling Bones - Get your mama's kraut
Rolling Chunks - Flower pots
Rolling Dammits - Sure thing not sure
Rolling Elderly People - Stocky plungers
Rolling Joints - Finky stinkers
Rolling Monkeys - Monkeys on Main Street
Rumpy - USBs and RTDs
Runny - Tippy's revenge
Rush - Beneath, between and behind
Ruzzer - Bow to the Ruzzer
Rylo - The dog's head is not steady anymore

S
Larry Samual - Barney doesn't have hugs for me
Santa Died Last Night - Presenting...
Santa Did It - Lamenting
Ed Sheeran - How come I never get mentioned in babysue?
Ed Sheeran - It's because my music is crummy, isn't it?
Ed Sheeran - Why do I look and sound so crummy?
Ed Sheeran - Are there any questions that have answers?
Blake Shelton - Can't help it if I'm a boring dullard
Blake Shelton - If you're into what I do you're obviously on the wrong web site
Blake Shelton - If people think I'm handsome they must really be confused and retarded
Shotgun Louise - Rampy dim
Shotgun Tina - Lousy lamps
Shotgun Zappa - Mouses and mouses
Smashing Drumsticks - Pass the pepper
Smuppy - The tatters that ground pepper
Sparse - Kim's Ono spy mouse
Bruce Springsteen - The Crazy Boss
Bruce Springsteen - I'm a generic old woman now
Bruce Springsteen - Shallow songs that everyone can buy
Barbra Streisand - Barfing up my breakfast
Styx - Suite madame blue: Radio broadcast 1977
Sultans of Swing - Subcontinental drift
Swap and Change - Loudness weird
Swenter - Flowers
Taylor Swift - How come I never get reviewed in babysue?
Taylor Swift - Well, if your publicist would send something...you might.
Taylor Swift - Really?
Taylor Swift - Sure
Swy - Rent

T
Tai Tai - Lists
Talking Sheds - Lambs forking up tonsils
Tea For Lunch - Massachusetts isn't a country
Teepee Tupperware - Laura's butter pand
Telltale - Taller toll
Thuds - Ready for emperors
Thunder - All you can eat
Justin Timberlake - Can't stop being shallow
Tonk - Thoughtly
Trilly Dills and Damp Dippers - Witch white
Trunk Idiots - Laugh when it's all over
Try To Try - Stop and try
Tummy Bus - Lambs and prawns
Tunker - Lassie's paw
TZ397 - Rowl the smunk

U
Ugly Banana - How do the hussy wink
Ugly Orange - Do the mouse
Ultraplucks - Eyebrow mania
Umbrella Vision - Church of tassle
Uncle Duck - Mushed
Uncle Pregnant - Does and rodents
Carrie Underwood - I'm proof that people will buy anything
Carrie Underwood - Making money is more important than making good music
Carrie Underwood - Cliff diving lesbians
Keith Urban - More pork from my smelly pig face

V
Various Artists - A collection of dull dribble that no one will ever notice
Various Artists - We stopped makin' em because they stopped buyin' em
Various Artists - No one buys these kinds of compilations anymore so that's why we keep producing 'em
Various Artists - Tribute to someone whose name we can't remember
Various Artists - Trying to get something heard never works
Various Artists - The most boring bands you never cared to hear
Various Artists - We're the last ones to know the last ones
Various Artists - Our albums are always the first to get thrown away
Various artists - Who gets to eat the trash

W
Wally Is Near - Stamp that thing goodbye
Wanda and the Wandas - Limp
We Don't Get It - Now is the now
Well I Guess This Is Just Another One - Lumps
Whether Or Not - Lousy weather
Why Can't We Eat It In The Car - Marbly
William XIII - XIII or 238
Wind That Goes - Don't

X
X - The day we tied our shoes wrong
Xie - La la the distance away
X-ray Pecs - Lookie away
X-ray Stats - Box cutters and tramplers
Xzistance - Lift down

Y
Yack Yack - Tacky tick
Yell All The Time For Whatever You Pay For It - Taxi service
Yellow Floyd - Park wide until noon
Yesterday's Potties - Damp portions
Yes We Will Be Bananas - Trap doors
Yes You - You guessed it
You might - Yes you might
You never - Well I never
Young and Bland - Stick, stuck
Yoyos for Panama - Sharp
Yoyos for Zop - Trollo mia presto
Yuck This Tastes Awful - Don't eat it then

Z
Zappa and the Zappettes - Trown
Frank Zappa - How flowers got in the potty train
Frank Zappa - Lukewarm mouses
Zi - See Zi play
Zunk - How the leaves got patchy
Zupper - Towels for Blanche
Zyle - Twelve and fifty

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